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书迷正在阅读:The story of Babys breath , 等不到收件人的信纸先生 , 凤凰安魂曲 , 《樱雪心动物语:织姬的恋爱启程》 , 风起就恋爱 , 宜兰人的精神(音乐篇) , 记忆租赁公司 , 再见,招弟 , 我的白衣天使 , 男妓李水 , 《不只是恶毒女配》 , 红尘策
versinceIpassedtwenty-five,Irealized,thecesaresolowtogethookedupwithasavor-ablegirlwho’swillin’towide-open‘erlegsand,Gawd,suthat—I’drathergohomeamymeat—andtodevelopacheapretionshipImean,lit’rally,itain’tcostyouanarm-and-leg—youdon’treallybankruptyourselfdatingfaasteless,collegegirls—iftheydon’tdemandthisandthathey,there’sonlyoaprepareinhisPOCKETS—andjustedonthefacewiththeirmalepartners’saggyb—butitwon’tactuallycostyouanarmandaleg—butitcostsamanhisd—any...way,yougetthepoint... Ohingaboutlifeis:onceyoupassedcollegeages,mister,yourmale“matey”anceasedbeingAlmighty. 【▲人生很可悲啊:一旦你过了大学年纪,兄day,你的小ㄉ、ㄧㄠˇ弟就会失去它「督进去」的「C」能力。】 Man’sstickturo